ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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