ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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