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Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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