ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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