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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 29 JULY 2024
Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.

— Zack, unqualified

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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
  2. Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
  3. You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
  4. The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
  5. Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
  6. Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
  7. Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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