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WEDNESDAY, 24 JULY 2024
Wealth is built slowly.
Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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