ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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