ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are a valued member of the team.
So was the last person in your chair. Nobody knows where she went.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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