ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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