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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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