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Disrupt the industry.
The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for a pound.
— Zack, unqualified
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- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
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- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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