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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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