ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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