ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your resting heart rate is excellent.
It's had nothing else to do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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