ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't skip leg day.
You skip every day. The legs know. The legs are keeping a list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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