ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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