ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Money can't buy happiness.
You'll never have enough to check.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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