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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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