ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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