ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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