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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 445
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