ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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