ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 444
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