ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake.
The standing still was flawless. The getting up took a team, a run-up and a noise you'd never made before.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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