ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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