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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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