ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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