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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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