ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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