ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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