ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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