ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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