ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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