ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You rage quit because the game was rigged.
You were also just bad. Both can be true.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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