ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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