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everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by the same algorithm.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
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- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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