ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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