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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
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