ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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