ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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