ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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