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Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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