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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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