ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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