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You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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