ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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