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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 30 NOVEMBER 1970
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
  2. Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
  3. Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
  4. Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
  5. You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
  6. The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
  7. Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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