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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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