ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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