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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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